I did! I did get fitted for a muslin butt-balloon!

I had a 95 minute costume fitting today. I tried on a mauve wig. The small one. The big one was in a refrigerator box in the corner. I got fitted for a codfish codpiece. They tried to get me into a corset; I held onto the filing cabinet as if it were a four-poster, but I must have had too much at the barbeque. Tonight I am a puppet.